嘿 Hey
哈啦神父High上天
是什么让男人掌握权力 What makes a man Is it the power in his hands
在于追求荣誉 Is it his quest for glory
让你拥有往上爬的欲望 Give it all you got to to fight to the top
我们才知道你的故事 So we can know your story
现在你是男人中的男人 Now you're a man A man
真男人 A man, man, man
现在你是男人中的男人 Now you're a man a manny, manny, man A man
真正的男人 A man, man, man A man
你是真男人 You are now a man You're a man
你是真男人 Now you're a man
活出自我 Live it, live it
是什么让男人掌握女人 What makes a man Is it the woman in his arms
是因为她拥有大胸部吗？ Just 'cause she has big titties
或者是男人每天努力奋斗 Or is it the way he fights everyday
不对，八成是因为大胸部 No, it's probably the titties
现在你是真男人，男人中的男人 Now you're a male a male, male, male A man
你是真正的男子汉 Now you're a ma-male A man
男人中的男人，你是男子汉 A ma-male, ma-male, male Now you're a male
真男人，男人 A man M-A-N, man, man
男子汉 Ma-Man, man
你是男子汉 Now you're a man
- 你好，我叫罗伯怀特- 我叫乔瑟夫杨 Hello there. My name is Robert White. And I'm Joseph Young.
- 我们来自耶稣基督后期圣徒教会 - 谁啊？ And we're with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Who?
- 让我问你个问题 - 如果有人给予你.. Let me ask you a question. What would you say if someone offered you...
永远的和平与幸福，你会说什么？ peace and happiness through all of eternity?
给我滚 Fuck off!
- 谢谢 - 祝你有美好的一天 Thank you. Have a nice day.
耶，宝贝 [Sighs] Yeah, baby.
你让我好想要 You make me so horny.
喔，我也很想要 Oh, I want it so bad.
我想你很想要，所以我要给你 I bet you do. And I'm gonna give it to you.
喔，太好了，因为我超想要 Oh, good. 'Cause I'm so badly wanting it.
哈哈哈 [Laughing]
你好 Hi.
- 谢谢 - 再见 Thank you. Bye-bye.
- 就差一点 - 嗯嗯 Almost. Mm-hmm.
喔，耶，用力 Oh, yeah. Harder. [Moans]
快给我...喔，快啊，你这大块头 Give it... Oh, give it to me, you big stud.
- 我不是大块头 - 哈？ - I'm not a stud. - Huh?
我不是大块头，我是... I'm not a stud. I'm...
喷精苏洛 Jizzmaster Zero! [Cackling]
喔，不，快救我 [Yells] Oh, no. Help!
- 快来人救我 - 叫破喉咙也不会有人救你，宝贝 - Somebody help! - Ain't nobody gonna help you now, honey.
快来人救我 Somebody, save me.
高潮超人！ Orgazmo!
放开她，喷精苏洛 Unhand her, Jizzmaster Zero!
你吓不倒我的，高潮超人 You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
喔，我当然可以 Oh, yeah, I can too.
我只要使用这个高潮控制器 I'll use my Orgazmorator.
喔，太爽啦 [Raspberries] [Yells] Oh, that feels good.
喔喔 [Yells]
现在我要踢你屁屁 Now I will kick your ass.
喔，你好，女士 Oh. Hello, ma'am.
- 喔，你的小花园真漂亮 - 喔，谢谢，年轻人 - My goodness, you have such an attractive little garden here. - Why, thank you, young man.
我上个星期才种那些花，现在长这么大了 I just planted those flowers last week. My, how they grow!
当然，女士。我们来自耶稣基督后期圣徒教会 Yes, ma'am. We're from the Church ofJesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
喔，摩门教？ - 没错 Oh, the Mormons? That's right.
- 我是杨教士 ，这位是怀特教士 - 那敢情好 I'm Elder Young, and this is Elder White. Well.
你们两个给我滚 You two boys can just fuck right off.
- 女士？ - 你们听到我说的话了 [Both] Ma'am? You heard me.
拿你们摩门教的书塞回你们的屁股里 Take that book of Mormon and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke,
你们这些该死的皮条客 you soul-soliciting pig fuckers.
就这样 There.
老天 Gosh.
啊啊啊 [Screaming]
接招 Take this!
- 你才接招 - 哈哈 You take this! Ha-ha!
噢，我的手指扭到了 [Shrieking] Ow! I jammed my finger.
- 暂停 - 噢，噢，我的手指扭到了 - Cut! - Ow, ow! I jammed my finger!
老天 - 暂停 Jesus! [Shrieking] Cut!
该死，给我暂停 Goddamn it, cut!
你他妈的是怎么回事？ What the hell was that?
你是怎么回事？詹吉斯基？ What is your problem, Zazinsky?
他故意阻挡，他不应该阻挡，现在他弄断我的手指 He blocked. He wasn't supposed to block, and he broke my finger.
你跟我说你知道怎么打架 You told me you knew how to fight.
高潮超人应该是硬汉 Orgazmo's supposed to be a badass.
他不该阻挡我 He shouldn't block me then!
给我回去... Get back in there...
像个硬汉，你这死娘炮 and look tough, you fucking pansy!
我不行，我的手指断了 I can't. My finger is broke.
你给我仔细听好，你这自以为是的家伙 You listen to me, you cocky prick!
如果你还想要拍色情片，你就给我仔细听好 If you ever wanna work in porno again, you'll do exactly what I say.
回去好好演 [Grunts] Get back to work!
嘿，你跟丽莎耀在哪里结婚？ Hey, where are you and Lisa gonna have the wedding?
嗯，当然，丽莎想要在盐湖城的 Well, of course, Lisa wants to get married in the temple...
教堂举办，但要花很多钱 in Salt Lake City, but it costs a lot of money.
- 我想我没办法负担的起 - 嗯，我知道你的意思 I don't think I can afford it. Yeah, I know what you mean.
我不知道为什么那边的教堂要这么贵 I don't know why the church makes it so expensive to have a wedding there.
嘿，别担心，如果你真的想要事成 Hey, don't worry. If you really want something to happen,
天上的父就会让它事成 the Heavenly Father will probably make it happen.
- 没错 - 没错 Yeah. Yeah.
- 开始 - 我是喷精苏洛 - Action! - I'm Jizzmaster Zero!
喔，不，快救命 Oh, no. Help.
不会有人帮你，甜心 No one's gonna help you now, honey!
快来人救我 Somebody save me.
高潮超人 Orgazmo.
- 放开她，喷精.... - Unhand her, Jizzmaster... - [Knocking]
- 怎么回事？ - 前门有人，蠢蛋 - What is that? - It's the front door, stupid.
暂停，真该死 Cut! Goddamn it!
比尔伯 Bilbo!
过去看看是谁，然后杀了他们 Go see who that is and kill them for disrupting my shoot!
知道了 Okay.
你好，我叫乔瑟夫杨 - 我是罗伯怀特 Hi. My name's Joseph Young. And I'm Robert White.
我们是耶稣基督后期圣徒教会 We're with the church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
- 好吧，等等 - 呃... Okay, hold on a second. Uh...
嗯，老板？ Uh, boss?
耶稣的人？ Some guys from Jesus?
把他们的蛋蛋割下来 Cut off their balls!
我得把你们的蛋蛋割下来 I gotta cut your balls off now.
- 哈？ - 为什么？ Huh? Why?
嘿，我们理解 Hey, we can take a hint.
你还没准备好改变信仰，我们尊重 You're not ready to change faiths right now. We respect that.
噢 [Growling] Ow!
给我过来 - 等等，不要 Come here! Wait, wait, wait, no!
这就是你揍人的方法 Now this is how you kick somebody's ass.
这样就可以让摩门小子知道不要过来这里 That ought to teach those Moonies to stay away from my house.
拜托，我不想伤害你 Please, I don't wanna hurt you.
你不想伤害我？ You don't wanna hurt me, huh?
警卫，多点警卫 Guards! More guards!
还我我的书，我就走 Just let me get my book and go.
啊 Uh-huh.
- 哇 - 喔，抱歉 - Wow. - Oh, sorry.
- 你这浑蛋 - 喔 - You little pussy! - Oh!
抱歉，抱歉 Sorry. Sorry.
不可思议 Holy shit.
你太厉害了 That was brilliant!
你很有才华，小子，你叫什么名字？ You're terrific, kid. What's your name?
听我说，我不想伤害这些人 Look, I didn't mean to hurt these people.
喔，不不，他们自找的，这些该死的家伙 Oh, no, no, no. They had it comin' to them, the rotten bastards!
为什么你们要伤害这个人 Why were you trying to hurt this man?
你想要做什么？ What is it that you wanted?
嗯，我是耶稣基督后期圣徒教会 Well, l-I'm from the Church ofJesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
我想要跟你分享对耶稣的爱 And I want to share my love of Jesus with you.
你为什么不早说呢？进来吧！ Well, why didn't you say so? Come on in!
真的吗？ - 进来啊 Really? Come on!
“我告诉你们，不少，那果子很多； [Joe] "I say unto you,"Nay, they are many.
是的，从他们对弟兄与对我们的爱， Yea, and we can witness of their sincerity,
我们可以作证他们是真诚的 (摩尔门经/阿尔玛书/第26章) because of their love towards their brethren, and also towards us."
所以，你可以了解，耶稣基督直接 So, you see, Jesus Christ spoke to prophets...
对着古代的美国先知阐述真理 right here in the ancient Americas.
好，好，喔，当然，我热爱耶稣 Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. I dig that Jesus guy.
- 真的吗？ - 喔，当然，小朋友都喜欢 You do? Oh, sure. The kids love him.
要不要吃快乐塔？ - 喔，谢谢你 (美国的一间饼干公司) Happy Tart? Oh, thank you.
- 听我说，孩子 - 嗯 Listen, kid. Mmm.
你有没有考虑过演戏？ [Clears Throat] Have you ever considered acting?
我？喔，当然，是时尚，我以前在杨百翰大学主修戏剧 (摩门教在犹他州设立的一所大学) Me? Oh, yes. Actually, I majored in theater at B.Y.U.
- 继续说 - 没错 Go on. Yeah.
- 你们在拍电影吗？ - 没错 Are you making a movie here? Yeah.
我想要你接手我电影的男主角 And I want you to take over as the leading man in my film.
我吗？ Me?
真的吗？ 哇 Really? Well, wow.
我还有一个星期的传教工作，但.. I still have another week of mission work to do, but...
嗯，这是什么电影？ - 这是动作冒险情色电影 Well, what kind of movie is it? It's an action/adventure porno.
情色电影？ 色情片吗？ Porno? Like as in pornographic?
- 嗯，很像，不过不完全是 - 喔 Well, yeah, but it's not like that. Oh.
喔，我不拍这种...这种电影 Oh, I don't do those... those kind of movies.
听我说，孩子，这只需要两天，我就会给你五千元美金 Look, kid. It's two days' work, and I'll give you $5,000.
嘿，你只给我三百元 -你的手指怎么了？小基基？ Hey, you were only giving me 300. How's your finger, Chechechez?
- 我觉得好多了，我随时可以拍 - 是吗？ I think it's better. I'm ready to go. Yeah?
- 噢 - 这的确是一大笔钱 - Ow! - That certainly is a lot of money,
但我想这违背我的信仰 but I'm afraid it goes against my beliefs.
- 谢谢你... - 听我说，孩子 Thank you very mu... Look, kid.
你弄错了，这不是你想的那种色情片 You got me all wrong. This is not your average porno.
其实这剧情相当感人 This is a very touching script.
这是描述一些重要议题的凄美故事 It's a poignant story about some very important issues.
但还是有人在性交吧 But are there people having intercourse?
嗯，这的确是成人影片 Well, this is an adult film.
嗯，所以我没办法 Well, see, I can't do that.
好吧，我给你七千元 All right. Make it $7,000.
非常感谢你愿意提供这么高的价格，但... It's very nice of you to offer me so much money, but...
一万元 Ten thousand.
我没办法，你要知道，我有未婚妻 ，如果她... I can't. See, I have a fiancee. And if she ever...
我知道了。那我会使用特效屌 I got it. We'll use a stunt cock.
拍摄实际动作的时候，我就拿另一条老二出来拍，我们都是这么做的 Anytime there's actual penetration, we'll bring in another penis. We do it all the time.
你只要专注拍摄武打戏就好 All you have to concern yourself with is the crime fighting and the acting.
但，我还是在拍色情片，这样我... But see, I'd still be acting in a pornographic movie. And that's what l...
- 二万元美金 - 不好意思？ Twenty thousand dollars. Excuse me?
二万元美金？你疯了吗？ Twenty thousand dollars? Are you crazy?
只要两天就有两万元美金？ Twenty thousand dollars for two days' work?
而且你不需要真枪实弹 And you don't even have to fuck.
我得考虑一下，可以让我考虑吗？ I have to think about this. Can I think about this?
当然，我们在星期一早上开始拍 Sure. We'll start first thing Monday morning.
- 嗯，我得考虑一下 - 当然 Well, I have to think about this. Yeah.
你的戏在十点开始拍 You start at 10:00.
我要考虑一下 I'm gonna think about this now.
我不知道，他看起来不像拍A片的，老板 I don't know. He doesn't seem much like the porno type to me, boss.
所以他适合当高潮超人 That's why he's so perfect for Orgazmo.
他很纯真且健康 He's so prissy and wholesome.
你等着看，不出几个星期 You watch. In a couple of weeks,
我会让这妈宝变成国内最有名的A片明星 I'll make that little mama's boy the biggest porn star in the country.
喂？ - 嗨，小丽 Hello? Hi, Lis.
- 嗨，甜心 - 你在犹他州还好吗？ Hi, honey. How are things in Utah?
犹他少了你当然就没这么好，你在那边如何？ Utah isn't as nice without you, that's for sure. How are things there?
喔，很好 Oh, fine.
我，嗯...我刚遇到很有趣的事，有人找我拍电影 I, uh... I had an interesting day. I got offered a part in a movie.
拍电影？像好莱坞那种吗？ A movie? Like a Hollywood movie?
对，而且薪水很好 - 喔，小乔，太好了 Yeah, and it pays a lot. Oh, Joe. That's wonderful.
这够我们在教堂结婚吗？ Is it enough so that we can get married in the temple?
丽莎，他给两万元 Lisa, it's $20,000.
啊啊啊啊 [Screams]
喔，你最好了，小乔 Oh, you're the best, Joe.
嗯，我不知道要不要拍 - 什么？为什么不拍？ Well, I don't know if I'm gonna do it, Lis. What? Why not?
电影里某些事情违背了上帝 There are some things in the movie that are against God's way.
乔，就算电影里有点粗鲁 Joe, even if movies are a little crude now and then,
我想上帝也会了解这是为了家庭的未来 I think that the Lord understands that you need money for your family's future.
二万元可以给我们一个全新的开始 - 我知道 Twenty thousand dollars would get us off to a great start. I know it would.
所以电影是什么？你要演什么？ - 喔 So what is it? What are you acting in? Oh.
嗯，这个嘛 Uh, it's, uh,
“推销员之死” - 喔，我猜猜，你要演毕甫吗？ Death of a Salesman. Oh, let me guess. You're playing Biff, right?
对，毕甫 Biff, yeah. [Chuckles]
爸要带我去参加合唱团练习，乔 [Horn Honks] Daddy's here to take me to choir practice, Joe.
- 我再打电话给你 - 当然 Can I call you back later? Sure, sure.
耶稣跟我都爱你，乔 - 耶稣跟我也都爱你，小丽 Jesus and I love you, Joe. Jesus and I love you too, Lis.
- 再见 - 再见 Bye. Bye.
上帝的父，请给我指示 Heavenly Father, please show me the way.
我知道拍摄有性行为的电影是有罪的 I know it would be sinful to act in a movie that had sexual activity,
但丽莎对我来说非常重要 but Lisa is so important to me.
我需要这笔钱结婚以及买房子 And I need the money for our wedding and for a place to live.
拜托，如果不想要我演，请给我提示 Please, just give me a sign if you don't want me to do it.
任何提示都好 Any sign at all.
那个该死的合唱团男孩跑哪去了 Where is that little fucking choir boy?
- 我觉得他不会来了 - 喔，真的吗？ I don't think he's gonna show up. Oh, really?
罗杰，你跟小屌男去找那个浑小子 Rodgers, you and pickle dick here go find that bastard.
跟他说，如果他不想拍电影 And you tell him if he doesn't act in my film,
他的父母，他的朋友，还有他该死的宠物都死定了 his parents, his friends, his fuckin' pets are gonna pay!
你跟他说如果他想玩我，他就会... You tell him if he fucks with me, he'll be... [Door Opens]
你好啊 Well, hello.
- 你好 - 我们正谈到你呢，你好吗？ Hello. We were just talking about you. How are you?
我很好 - 太棒了，你先去换衣间 I'm fine. Super. Why don't you go get into wardrobe,
我们很快就开始拍 and we'll get started right away.
欧比森，这场戏我要跟谁做？ Orbison, who am I fucking in this scene?
嗯，你要跟杰夫或者跟班 Uh, you'll be fucking Jeff and probably Ben.
- 你见过我们的新高潮超人吗？- 没有 Have you met our new Orgazmo? No.
你好，你好吗？ - 我们要做爱吗？ Hi, how do you do? Hi, are we fucking?
不，你要跟他的替代屌做爱 No. You'll be fucking his stunt cock.
我不想要舔屁眼，我跟你说过了 And I'm not doing any ass-licking today. I told you that, right?
当然，不会舔屁眼 - 好吧 Yes, yes. No ass-licking. Okay.
我才不要舔屁眼 - 得寸进尺 I'm not an ass-licker. Give 'em an inch, they take a mile.
天啊，我在想什么？ Oh, what was I thinking?
你在这，快过来，快点，快穿上这件 There you are. Get in here. Come on. Just get in here and put this on.
穿上，现在就穿 - 嗯，好吧，我可以... Put it on. Just put it on now. Uh, okay. Can l...
- 喔 - 所以你是新的高潮超人？ Oh. So you must be the new Orgazmo.
不，我...应该吧，我叫乔 No, l... Maybe. My name's Joe.
班查比莱斯基，我饰演蛋蛋男孩 Ben Chapleski. I play Choda Boy.
蛋蛋男孩是啥？ - 我是你的跟班 What's a Choda Boy? I'm your sidekick.
我的跟班？ 我还有跟班？ -- 对啊 My sidekick? I have a sidekick? Yeah.
是要...啊啊 What do... [Yells]
嗯，我不知道我有跟班 - 他们没跟你说剧情吗？ Uh, I didn't know I had a sidekick. Didn't they even tell you the plot?
不，他们只说我要演超级英雄 No, they just said I'm a superhero.
对，你是高潮超人 Right. You're Orgazmo.
你用高潮控制器打击犯罪 And you fight crime with your Orgazmorator.
我是你的跟班，我会用我的情趣玩具帮助你 And I'm your sidekick, and I help you out with my specially designed sex toys.
喔 Oh.
我以前没见过你？你第一次拍吗？ I don't think I've seen you before. Are you new in this business?
喔，对，这是我第一次，我是普通人 Oh, yeah. This is my first time. I'm actually a normal person.
嘿，我们都是普通人 Hey, we're all normal people, man.
我在麻省理工学院拿物理和工程学博士 Hell, I got Ph.D.'s in physics and engineering from M.I.T.
麻省理工？你是说波士顿的那个吗？ M.I.T? In Boston?
不，其实在剑桥市 (麻省理工很接近波士顿，有些人会搞错) No, it's in Cambridge, actually.
如果你有两个博士学位，为什么你要拍这种电影？ But if you have two Ph.D.'s, why do you do these kind of movies?
片场上见，蛋蛋男孩 See you on set, Choda Boy.
这就是原因 That's why.
你要知道，我有所谓的性瘾症 See, I have what's called an overactive sex drive.
嘿，我只跟你说 Hey, just between you and me,
我不太受女生欢迎 I don't get a whole lot of action from women.
- 她们不把我当一回事 - 还用你说 - They don't seem to take me very seriously. - You don't say.
嗯，但我在这里可以获得满足，我爱我在这里的每一分钟 Yeah, but I get plenty of action here. And I love every minute of it.
蛋如果你是科学天才 But if you're such a scientific genius,
你不认为天上的父会认为 don't you think Heavenly Father has something...
你的人生有更重要的事情要做吗？ - 谁啊？ more important planned for your life? Who?
- 你啊？ - 什么？ You. What?
耶 [Grunts] Yeah.
给我退后，喷精苏洛 Stand back, Jizzmaster Zero!
你看起来超帅，老兄 You look good, man.
我们去拍A片吧 Let's make some porno.
嘿，你需要刮蛋蛋毛吗？ - 什么？为什么？ - Hey, man, you need to shave your balls? - What? Why would I do that?
所有的男演员都要刮蛋蛋毛，乔 All male actors shave their balls, Joe.
让小弟弟看起来大一点 Makes the old Johnson look bigger.
试试看 Give it a shot.
不，我不需要...我会用特效之类的 No, I'm not... I'm using a stunt thing.
喔，孩子，你看起来帅呆了，你已经认识蛋蛋男孩 Oh, kid. You look fucking "fabeau"! I see you met Choda Boy.
没错 - 嘿，这不是唯一改写的剧情 Yes. Hey, that's not the only thing that changed.
我要重新大改 I really beefed this script up.
来吧，各位，开始拍了 - 欧比森先生 Come on, people. Let's get shooting! Mr. Orbison.
- 嗯？ - 你不会把我的名字打在电影上吧 Yeah? You're not gonna put my name anywhere on this movie are you?
喔，当然不会，会帮你取艺名 - 喔，那就好 Oh, no, kid. You'll get a stage name. Oh, good.
大家都这样，我想想看，你叫乔杨对吧 - 对 Everybody does. Now, let's see. Joe Young, right? Right.
杨，杨，舌头，软木塞、杭，杭 Young, Young, tongue, bung, hung. Hung!
你就叫汤姆杭吧，太适合你了，你喜欢吗？ - 不喜欢 Tom Hung. It's perfect. You like that? No.
好吧，各位，开始吧，快点，准备好 Okay, people. Let's go. Come on. Set this up for me.
好的，这场戏是这样 Okay, this is what we're doing.
第一场，坎蒂、莎菲还有喷精苏洛正在床上大战 One: Uh, Candi, Saffi and Jizzmaster Zero are getting busy on the bed.
- 多大战？ - 你们两个都替他口交 - How busy? - Both of you are doing oral on him.
第二场...高潮超人跟蛋蛋男孩冲破墙进来 And then two... Orgazmo and Choda Boy break through the wall.
第三场，他们与喷精苏洛还有手下打起来 Three: They fight with Jizzmaster Zero and his henchmen.
第四场，你们所有人一起大干一场，了解吗？ And four: You all fuck like nasty pigs. Got it?
大干一场，了解 Nasty pigs. Got it.
哇，欧比森先生，你说我不需要做爱，记得吗？ Whoa, whoa. Mr. Orbison, you said I wouldn't have to have sex, remember?
你说我们会用替身...替身... You said we'd use a stunt... stunt...
屌，替身屌 Cock, a stunt cock.
没错，你会用替身屌，但是只有插入的时候 Yes, you get a stunt cock, but only for penetration.
插入？谁要被插入？ Penetration? Who's gonna be penetrated?
插入就是阴茎进入阴道，乔 Penetration is when the penis enters an orifice, Joe.
你不用插入，但是你要跟其他女孩们互摸，就这样 Penetration you don't do, but you do have to get nasty with the ladies. That's the deal.
好吧，各位，开始吧 Okay, people. Let's go.
- 灯光 - 灯光稳定，队长 Lights on. Lights are on and stable, Captain.
呜呜，我们要拍开干戏啦 Whoo-hoo! Let's see some fuckin' action!
大卫，冷静，可以吗？ - 好，抱歉 Dave, calm down. Yeah? Right. Sorry.
- 好 - 你要拍摄一些不错的特写 All right. You give me some nice close-ups.
你先从一些近距离镜头... And you give me a nice, slow zoom...
直接对准老二拍 starting with a medium close-up on the cock.
然后拉远拍摄全景 And then widening out to an establishing shot.
天才 Genius.
开机 Roll cameras.
开始吸屌 And we're sucking.
很好，开始吸 Good, we're sucking.
喔，天啊，我不知道能不能继续下去 Oh, my gosh, I don't know if I can go through with this.
你当然可以，跟我做同样动作就好 Sure you can, just do what I do.
这场景很火热，快看，老兄 - 非常好 That's some hot shit right there. Check that out, man. Good.
慢慢吸，慢慢吸 We're sucking. We're sucking.
耶，快吸屌啊 - 该死，大卫 Yeah, suck that cock! Damn it, Dave!
给我闭嘴 Keep your mouth shut!
抱歉，老兄，我有点兴奋 Sorry, sorry, dude. Got a little excited.
高潮超人跟蛋蛋男孩入场 Cue Orgazmo and Choda Boy.
高潮超人，还有蛋蛋男孩 [Women] Orgazmo! And Choda Boy!
你吓不倒我的，高潮超人 You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
耶，真的 [Woman] Yeah, really.
喔，耶 - 你吓不倒我的，高潮超人 Oh, yeah. You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!
你的台词，杭，嘿 That's your line, Hung. Hey!
- 轮你说话了 - That's your line, Hung! - [Whispering, Indistinct]
对，我当然可以，我会用我的高潮控制器 Yeah, yeah, I can too. I'll use my Orgazmorator.
不，不要，感觉真爽，噢 No, not that! That feels good! Ow!
干的好 Nice shot!
他们伤害了老大，喷精苏洛 They've hurt our evil boss, Jizzmaster Zero.
现在换你好看 Now you're gonna get some.
需要帮手吗？ Need a hand?
这就是帮忙手，把他们铐上，蛋蛋男孩 That's handy work. Now lock 'em up, Choda Boy.
- 你们还好吗？小姐们？ - 我们没事，谢谢你，高潮超人 - Are you okay, ladies? - We're fine thanks to you, Orgazmo!
还有蛋蛋男孩，现在我们要报答你们 And Choda Boy. Now it's time for us to repay you.
对啊，来吧，我们要大干一场 Yeah, come on, boys. Let's get it on.
亲她 Kiss her.
不是这样 Not like that.
要有情色感，用你的舌头，耶稣啊 This is supposed to be erotic. Use your tongue, for Christ's sake.
耶稣跟我用舌头放在别人口里有什么关联？ How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?
你还要不要钱啊，杭？ Do you want your money or not, Hung?
暂停，替身屌 [Orbison] And cut. Stunt cock.
- 替身屌 - 替身屌 - Stunt cock! - [Man] Stunt cock!
嘿，各位好吗？ Hey, how you doin'?
嘿，你好吗？ Hey, how you doin'?
我不敢相信我在干这种事 I can't believe I'm doing this.
嘿，你拍得很好，老兄 Hey, you know, you did a good job in there, man.
谢谢你，你看过电影“诸神恩仇录”吗？ Thank you. Did you ever see that movie Clash of the Titans?
喔，你是说希腊神话的东西，嗯，我看过 Oh, with the Greek mythology and stuff? Yeah, yeah, I saw that.
我不想要你觉得我很奇怪 I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin',
但我觉得独角兽很酷 but I think unicorns are kick-ass.
那是什么？ What's that?
喔，这是摩尔门经，耶稣基督的另一本经典 Oh, this is the Book of Mormon. It's another testament of Jesus Christ.
- 喔，很棒吗？ - Oh, is it any good? - [Bell Dings]
好了，各位，开始吧 Okay, people. Let's go.
开拍 [Orbison] Action.
喔，呜呼 Oh, whoopee!
所有的人都要按照自己的所作所为，收获其行为的报酬 (摩尔门经/阿尔玛书/9:28) "For the time is at hand that all men shall reap a reward of their works."
你看，当摩门教徒来到密苏里州时，他们需要找工作，但没有人雇用他们 See, when the Mormons arrived in Missouri, they needed to find jobs, but no one would hire them.
- 他们应该要双肛交 - 什么？ - They should've done double anal. - Excuse me?
你在我这年纪，你就得干双肛交，要不然没人要雇用你 You get to be my age, you gotta do double anal or no one will hire you.
好吧，嗯，你看，大家因为他们的信仰所以不愿雇用摩门教徒... - 现在... Right. Uh, see, people wouldn't hire the Mormons because of their beliefs. Now...
我是这里唯一 I'm the only one in town...
愿意双肛交以及同时双插入阴道的人 who'll do double anal and double vaginal at the same time.
你知道，DVDA，所以我到这把年纪还有办法拍 You know, D.V.D.A. Well, it's how I still manage to get work.
我知道了，嗯，我不认为你了解我... I see. Uh, I don't think you quite understand what I'm...
我不了解？ I don't understand?
听着，小子，你试试看一次被四根屌插就知道 - 不了，谢谢 Hey, look, pal. You try having four dicks in you at one time. No, thank you.
嘿，小姐，我们要拍DVDA了 - 很高兴跟你聊天，孩子 [Man] Hey, lady! We're ready for the D. V.D.A. Shot! Nice talkin' to ya, kid.
好了，开始吧 Okay, let's do it.
来吧，男孩们，硬起来吧。 - 喔，做一天赚一天 Come on, boys, grease 'em up. Oh, another day, another dollar.
开始 And action.
喔，我们要进入 - 怎么了，小子 [Woman] Okay, we're rollin'. How's it going, ace?
喔，在拍DVDA啊 Whoa, D.V.D.A. Shot, huh?
我想我要吐了 - 不，她很厉害 I think I'm gonna be sick. Yeah, she's great.
嘿，你晚上要跟我去吃寿司吗？ [Groaning, Moaning Continues] Hey, you wanna get some sushi tonight?
在冲撞死亡的道路上不会后悔 [Hip-Hop] No remorse on a collision course with death
冲撞到我断气为止 Buckin'em till I'm out ofbreath
你觉得你第一天拍A片如何？乔 [Continues] So what did you think of your first day of porno, Joe?
乔？ Joe?
我是个坏透了的摩门教徒 I'm a bad, bad Mormon.
呦呦呦，怎么了，各位 Yo, yo, yo. What's up, homies?
- 你还好吗？G-新鲜 - 喔，超杀的啊，你懂我的意思，G - How's it goin', G-Fresh? - Oh, just kickin' it. You know what I'm saying, G?
喔，没错，G-新鲜现在当家 Oh, yeah. G-Fresh in the motherfucking house.
嘿，G新鲜，我要你认识一下高潮超人 Hey, G-Fresh, I want you to meet Orgazmo here.
我不是高潮超人 I'm not Orgazmo!
我不想要其他人知道 I don't want anyone to know.
我叫乔，乔杨，你好吗？ My name is Joe, Joe Young. How do you do?
喔，超杀的你，就跟超顺的押韵节奏蓝调一样，你懂我的意思吧 Oh, just kickin' it! The dope rhymes on the smoothed out R & B tips. You know what I'm sayin'?
不懂 No.
- 你还好吗？G新鲜？ - 是你们，都给我滚出我的寿司吧 - How you doin', G-Fresh? - You! Get your punk asses out of my sushi bar!
喔，我们会滚出你的鱼吧... Oh, we'll get our punk asses out of your fish bar...
只要你签下这张合约 just as soon as you sign this little piece of paper.
我跟你们说我我不会签 I told you I ain't gonna sign.
我不会放弃我的地盘 I ain't gonna givin' up my place.
那些人是谁啊？ Who are these guys?
这是我跟你们说过的隔壁家伙 These are the G's I been telling you about from next door.
他们一直想要买我的餐厅 They are trying to buy out my restaurant...
这样他们就能扩张他们的舞蹈俱乐部 so they can make their dance club bigger.
但真正的老乡不吃这套 But homie don't play that!
- 你们为什么不滚回去呢？ - 闭上你的嘴，小矮子 - Why don't you guys get lost, huh? - Keep your mouth shut, Tiny Tim!
嘿，哇哇哇，我想我们先冷静一下 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. I think we all need to calm down a little bit here.
喔，老天，他说的对 Oh, gee. That man's right.
我们很抱歉，我们会离开 We're real sorry. We'll leave Mr. Fresh alone.
喔，对，不好意思我要捣乱 Oh, yeah. Please excuse the mix-up, please.
- 哇 - [Yells] - Wow!
- 哇 - [Yelling] - Wow!
- 哇 - 不好意思 - Whoa! - Oops.
- 喔 - 喔，天啊 - Ooh! - [Woman] Oh, God.
- 几何学，就像是... - 喔 - Geometry, things that are - Oh!
你最好赶快想清楚，新鲜 You better make up your mind real quick, Fresh,
因为我们老板下次不会这么好说话 'cause our boss isn't gonna give you such a good deal next time.
我们是不是应该报警？ Shouldn't we call the police or something? [Laughing]
乔，警察没用啦 Joe, the police can't help.
老天，你从哪来的？爱荷华州还是哪里？ Geez, where are you from, Iowa or something?
不，犹他州 - 喔，我很抱歉 No, Utah. Oh, I'm sorry.
喔，耶 Oh, yeah!
喔，太爽了 Oh, so good.
太爽了 It's so good.
喔，你喜欢吗？你喜欢吗？ Oh, do you like it? Do you like it?
按门铃，按门铃 Ring the bell! Ring the bell!
叮当，叮当，叮当，叮当 Ding dong! Ding, ding, dong, ding, ding!
你... You...
- 台词？ - 你让我很淫荡 - Line? - You guys got me so horny.
喔，对，你让我很淫荡 Oh, yeah. You guys got me so horny!
拜托，杭，你至少要看起来很享受 Come on, Hung. You gotta at least look like you're enjoying this.
抓她的胸部或其他部位 Rub her breasts or something.
- 拜托，拜托，杭 - 一定要吗？ - Come on. Come on, Hung. - Do I have to?
不要担心，老兄，这对不是真的 Don't worry, dude. They're not real.
耶，就像这样，老兄，再来 Yeah, there you go, buddy. Get some.
我们逮到你了，高潮超人 - 没错，你的超级英雄日子结束了 We're onto you, Orgazmo. Yeah, your days of "superhero-dom" are over.
没这么快，两位，我的高潮控制器会解决你们 Not so fast, guys. My Orgazmorator should take care of you.
- 换你了，蛋蛋男孩 - 好 - Your turn, Choda Boy. - Right!
我的蓝色塑胶屌枪还有奇妙功能 My blue "harpoontang" should do the trick.
看样子他们两人都被绑起来了 Looks like they're all tied up at the moment.
太容易了 That was too easy.
干的好，各位 Great job, guys.
现在，我们再来大干一场？ Now, how about we get really nasty?
暂停 [Screams] [Orbison] Cut!
喔，天啊，她死了吗？ - 该死 [Dave] Oh, dude, she's dead! [Orbison] Damn it!
我很高兴你能来吃晚餐，乔 [Ben] I'm glad you could come over for dinner, Joe.
我很高兴我能向你展示我在实验室设计的东西 I'm really excited to show you my laboratory where I design things.
我想你应该会对一两件东西感到兴趣 I think you might find one thing in particular very interesting.
你刚有说话吗？ Did you say something?
不，我只是在思考，进来吧 Nah, I was just thinking. Come on in.
老天，这都是你设计的吗？ Goodness, gee. Is this all yours?
没错，我自行购买设计 Yeah, bought and paid for.
都是我的专利 It's all the patents I have.
我不拍A片的时候就在发明东西 See, when I'm not doing the flicks, I invent stuff.
而且我靠这些赚了很多钱 - 这是什么？ And I get some serious cash for it. What's this here?
我想我从未跟你说过 I guess I never told you.
跟我说什么？ Told me what?
唉，当我还小的时候 [Sighs] See, when I was a kid,
我学过很多不同的武术 I learned a lot of different kung fu styles.
而其中一项就是仓鼠拳 And one of the styles was hamster.
仓鼠拳？我没听过你会什么仓鼠拳 Hamster? I don't think I've seen you do hamster.
不 No.
我在我爸面前发过誓我不再做仓鼠拳 No, I vowed to my father I would never use hamster style again.
为什么？怎么了？ Why? What happened?
我不想说 I don't like to talk about it.
嗯，也许你说出来比较好，你知道，释放出来 Well, maybe it would help you to talk about it. You know, get it out.
我不知道我做不做得到 I don't know if I can.
那你在逃避什么？ Well, what are you running from, man?
我不知道 I don't know.
我想我只是逃避我自己 I guess maybe I'm just running from myself.
我是说，虽然已经过了很多年，但我回想起就像昨天发生一样 I mean, it happened several years ago, but I can remember it like it was just yesterday.
- 嘿，爸 - 嗯哼 - Hey, Dad. - Mm-hmm.
我想我不要再做仓鼠拳了 I don't think I'm gonna do hamster style anymore.
很好 That's nice.
这就是事情的经过，老兄 And that's the way it went down, man.
该死 Shit.
我还是能闻到报纸的味道 I can still smell that newspaper.
嘿，你知道，说出来的确好多了 Hey, you know, it does... it does feel better to get it out.
来吧，我有东西想让你看看 Come on. I wanna show you something.
我终于成功让这老东西运转 By the time I finally got this old mama to work,
有很多零件 it had a lot of parts.
这东西相当重 The sucker got pretty heavy.
- 我几乎抬不动 - 这是什么？ I can barely even lift it now. What is it?
这是高潮控制器，我终于实现了 It's the Orgazmorator. I've made it work.
老天，这很大 - 没错 Golly, it's huge. Yeah.
我应该可以做一个较小的版本，但是我就得使用冷核融合 I could probably make a more compact version, but then I'd have to use cold fusion...
而不是现在里面的核分裂装置 instead of the fission device that's inside of it now.
但要是我做的到冷核融合 But then if I could figure out cold fusion,
我早就是亿万富翁了 I'd be a millionaire. [Laughing]
哈哈哈 [Both Laughing]
- 你想要试试看吗？ - 怎么做？ - Want to give it a shot? - How?
这里，这里 Here. Here.
把你的手插进去 Stick our arm in this thing here.
抓住里面的把手，就可以启动 Grab ahold of the handle, and it should power up.
- 哇，哇，哇，哇 - 冷静，老兄 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Calm down, dude.
- 冷静，这很正常，你只是开机而已，很正常 - Calm down. It's okay. It's just powering up. It's okay. - [Beeping]
你举的动是吗？ You can actually hold that thing, huh?
其实没这么重 It's not that heavy.
- 太酷了 - 那现在呢？ - That is sweet. - So now what?
现在，我是说，你知道，这就像一把枪 So now, I mean, it's... You know, I mean, It's like a gun.
我是说，你摸到那个把手上的小扭了吗？ I mean, you feel that little trigger on the handle there?
- 这个吗？ - This one? - [Gasps]
喔，天啊，你还好吗？ Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?
呜呜 Whoo!
呜，感谢你，老兄 Whoo! Thanks, man.
- 噢，你故意陷害我 - 不，我跟你说过这可以用 - Aw, you're puttin' me on. - No, I told you it works.
来吧，射你自己 Go ahead, shoot yourself.
不，我不用了 - 来吧，让你自己爽一下 No, I couldn't. Go on, give yourself a treat.
你只要射在脚上或其他地方，我得去清理一下 Just shoot yourself in the foot or something. I gotta get cleaned off.
哇，哇，哇，哇 Wow! Wow, wow! Wow!
我跟你说过了吧 I told you.
我跟你说过这可以用，再射我一次 I told you it works. Do me again.
这太不可思议了 This is incredible.
来吧，再射我一次 Come on. Do me again.
不可思议，你自己做的是吗？ Amazing. You made this thing, huh?
呼，当然 Whew. Yeah.
射得很爽。你的手会酸吗？ [Exhales] Sure beats jerkin' it, huh? Gettin' your arm all tired.
哇，天上的父给了你科学上的天分 Wow. Heavenly Father has really given you a gift for science.
是喔，管他的 Yeah, whatever.
嘿，你可以带着那个跟我出去逛逛吗？ Hey, can you walk around with that thing on?
- 可以吧，为什么？ - 想要来点乐子吗？ - I think so. Why? - Wanna go have some fun?
靠着墙，腿张开，把手举高 Get up against the wall. Spread your legs. Keep your arm up there.
好了，小字，听着，这是你今天的最后一场戏，准备好了吗？ All right, kid. Look. This is the last scene for the day. You okay?
没有 - 很好，这场戏... No. Good. This is the scene...
邪恶猿人许了个愿，让你回到伊甸园时代 where the evil King Erectus whisks you back in time to the Garden of Eden.
伊甸园时代，不错吧，看着我 The Garden of Eden? Nice, huh? Look at me.
你跟霸王龙一起演这场戏 It's just you and T-Rex in this scene,
所以你要在替身屌上场前先跟她来些动作场面，好吗 so I'm gonna need a lot of hot action before I bring in your stunt cock, all right?
躺着吧 Go ahead. Lay down.
为..为什么叫她霸王龙？ Wh... Wh... Why do they call her T-Rex?
- 嗨，各位，我准备吃甜点了 - 喔，天啊 - [Male Voice] Hi, fellas. I'm ready to fudge. - Oh, my gosh!
- 你要我在上面？ - 不，不，我愿意在上面 - You want me on top? - No, no! I'll be on top.
你要让我高潮，要不然我踢死你 You're gonna make me come, or I'm gonna kick your butt.
开始 And action.
来吧 Come on! [Yells]
来吧，喔，宝贝 Come on now. Oh, oh, baby.
喔，你让我好兴奋 Oh, you make me so hot now.
来吧，喔，太棒了 Come on. Oh, that's good.
喔，你让我好兴奋 Oh, you make me so hot!
喔，来吧，上我，上我 Oh, come on. Fudge me now! Fudge me now!
来吧，来吧 Come on! Come on!
喔，上吧，宝贝 Oh, come on, lover. Baby.
拍我屁屁。该死，老兄，这太火热了 Slap that ass. Damn, dude! That's some hot shit right there!
来吧，来吧 Come on now! Come on!
嘿，请大家围在一起拍些照片 Hey! Can I get everyone together for a few photos?
- 拍照？拍来做什么？ - 只是一些宣传照 - Photos? Photos for what? - Just some stills for publicity.
你知道，我不想让你们觉得很奇怪 You know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin;
但我真的会很想你们 but I'm really gonna miss you guys when this show's over.
你觉得犹他州的人会看到这部影片吗？ Ben, do you think people will see this video in Utah?
我从不担心这点，每个月都有几百部片上映，根本没人会注意 I wouldn't worry about it, dude. So many of these movies get made every month, nobody's even gonna notice.
说... Say...
- 盖迪李 - 谁是盖迪李？ - Geddy Lee. - Who's Geddy Lee?
盖迪李就是最强的贝斯手，拜托 Geddy Lee, best bass player ever. Come on!
盖迪李 Geddy Lee!
欧比森先生，我是乔杨 Mr. Orbison. It's Joe Young.
喔，杭。乔杭，你好吗？ Oh, Hung! Joe Hung. How are you?
我还没收到我的钱，我在想... I actually hadn't received my money yet and I was wonder...
喔，乔，你的钱，你知道我刚跟会计部门联络 Of course, Joe. Your money. You know, I was just over at the accounting department,
我想他们刚把支票寄出去 and I think they were putting the checks through the big check processor.
不，我查过信箱了，并没有 No, I got my mail today, and it's not there.
那些该死的王八蛋 Those dirty bastards!
我真的得在回家钱拿到钱 Well, I need to get it before I can go home, see?
我会让邮差吃一顿粗饱 I'll have that fucking postman for lunch.
你知道，我寄了三次，杨 You know, I put that thing in the mail three times now, Young!
好吧 Okay.
接下来是一则关于十年来最大成功的独家报导 An exclusive look at the story behind the crossover success of the decade.
“退后，喷精苏洛”“你抓不到我的，高潮超人” "Stand back, Jizzmaster Zero." "You can't get me, Orgazmo."
“我会用高潮光线抓住你” "I'll get you with my Orgazmo ray."
一个性爱超级英雄的电影是如何成为票房冠军？ How does a movie about a sex superhero become a box-office smash?
今年的约翰福尔摩斯奖得奖的是... And this year's John Holmes Award goes to...
汤姆杭的高潮英雄 Tom Hung for Orgazmo.
该死 Nuts.
第一名星际大战 第二名侏罗纪公园 第三名性爱超人 [Chuckling]
真惊人 Holy shit!
你觉得高潮超人跟你以前的性爱电影例如辛德勒的拳头有什么差别？ What's the difference between Orgazmo and your previous porn titles like Schindler's Fist?
我真的认为历史会证明高潮超人比我自己说还有用 I really think history will describe Orgazmo better than I possibly could.
麦克斯‧欧比森将举办高潮超人庆功宴
- 嗨，班！ - 嘿，乔琪 Hi, Ben! Hey, Georgi.
老天，你的胸部用变大了吗？ Goddamn! Did your breasts get bigger?
对啊，我去升级了 Yeah, I upgraded.
医生说现在我身上的矽利康足够杀死一头小象 My doctor says now I have enough silicone in my body to kill a small elephant.
很酷吧 Isn't that cool?
嘿，高潮超人 - 我不是高潮超人 Hey, Orgazmo! I'm not Orgazmo!
我叫乔，不是高潮超人 The name's Joe, okay? Not Orgazmo.
老天，你应该很兴奋才是 Man, you should be psyched to be Orgazmo.
特别是今天，我是说，看看这个派对 Especially today. I mean, look at this party.
业界的人士都到场了 Everybody in the business is here today.
我不认识任何人，我只是来拿我的钱就走 I don't know any of these people. I just came to get the rest of my money and go.
蛋蛋男孩 [All] Choda Boy!
我的屁股的确像梨子 [Man] Well, my ass is actually shaped like a pear.
嘿，高潮超人 - 我不是高潮超人，好吗？你有没有看到欧比森先生 Hey, Orgazmo! I'm not Orgazmo, okay? Have you seen Mr. Orbison?
喔，有啊，我想他在那边吧 Oh, yeah. I think he's over there someplace or something.
嘿，你觉得这个乐团如何？ - 还可以 Hey, what do you think of this band? They're fine.
嗯，我觉得听起来很像“流行尖端” Yeah, I think they kind of sound like Depeche Mode.
你知道，我不想让你觉得很奇怪 You know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin',
但我认为流行尖端乐团很棒 - 很好啊，大卫 but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band. That's nice, Dave.
喔，耶，喔，耶 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
你知道我朋友有女友，G朋友很酷 You know my homie got the bitches, and the G folks are chill
让我杰米在你的舌头，押韵都到位 Got my Jimmie on your tonsils and the rhymes are feelin' ill
喔，抱歉，还没开门 Oh, sorry. We are not open yet.
喔，没关系，我们不饿 Oh, that's okay. We're not hungry anyway.
- 你们给我滚 - 我们拿了合约给你 You get out of here! We brought you the contract.
老板说你最好签约 Our boss told us to make you a better offer.
现在，这是笔，这是合约 Now, here's the pen. Here's the contract.
去死 Bitch.
你们再逼我就死定了 You're gonna get popped if you keep riding me!
喔喔，回答错误，老兄 Oops! Wrong answer, homie.
啊啊 [Screams]
嘿，杭，我正想跟你谈谈 Hey, Hung. Just the man I wanted to talk to.
事实上我是来跟你结清薪水 - 喔，当然，这里，给你 I actually just came by to collect the rest of my money. Oh, yeah. Sure, sure, here. Here.
嘿，听着，乔，这很大一笔钱 Hey, listen. Joe, that is a lot of money.
但对你这么有才华的人来说不算什么 But that's nothin' for a man of your talent.
觉得如何啊，G [Chuckles] How do you like that, G?
喔，你们这些王八 - 过来 Oh, you dirty bastard! Come on.
过来 - 再搞我之前先看看你有多少斤两 Come on. You better check yourself before you make me wreck yourself.
一、二 One, two!
啊啊 [Yelling]
喔，好痛啊 Oh, that hurts.
你最好签下合约 - 去你妈的 You gonna sign the papers? Your mama!
你要不要签？ - 去你妈的 Are you gonna sign the papers? Your mama!
喔，不，不，不要撞玻璃，我才刚换好 Oh, no, no. Not the glass! I just replaced it!
喔，超痛 [Yells] Oh, that hurts so bad!
续集？ 你要拍续集？ - 嘘 A sequel? You wanna do a sequel? Shh.
这电影这么成功，你觉得我不会想拍续集吗？ With the success of this thing, how could I not want to make a sequel?
听着，乔，我知道你才是让高潮超人火爆的关键 Look, Joe. I know how crucial you are to Orgazmo's popularity.
所以我再你两倍的薪水 That's why I'm doubling your salary.
四万元美金 Forty thousand dollars.
喔，天啊 Oh, boy.
哇 Whoa!
过来，快签啊 Come on. Sign the paper!
好吧，我签就是 Okay, okay. I'll sign it.
嘿，你我知道你受不了，快签 Hey, I knew you'd see it our way. Sign it!
谢谢，洛杉矶裸体流浪乐团 Thank you, Los Naked Mariachi.
各位，我有一个很重要的消息要宣布 People, I have a very important announcement to make.
再过三天 In three days,
我们就要开拍高潮超人第二集 we will begin principle photography on Orgazmo 2.
耶耶 [Cheering]
喂？ - 嗨，甜心 Hello? Hi, honey!
喔，丽莎，喔，你好 Oh, Lisa. Oh, hi.
你还好吗？ - 喔，我很好 How are you? Oh, I'm... I'm fine.
嗯，喔，我有个消息 - 好消息还是坏消息？ Uh, oh, I have some news. Good or bad?
嗯，有好有坏，我想 Well, good and bad, I guess.
嗯，他们要我拍电影续集 Uh, they want me to do a sequel.
续集？ 对啊 A sequel? Yeah.
“推销员之死”的续集？ To Death of a Salesman?
等等，第一集的时候不是死了吗？ Wait, doesn't he die at the end of the first one?
嗯，对啊，的确是 Uh, yes. Yes, he does.
但他有个双胞胎兄弟想要复仇 But he has a twin brother who wants revenge now.
复仇？ Revenge?
但他是自杀的不是吗？ But he killed himself, didn't he?
不，不对 No, no.
那是第一集让你以为是这样 That's just what you were lead to believe.
他其实是被情报局杀的 He was killed by the C.I. A...
因为他卖毒品给纳粹 for selling smack to Nazis.
哇 [Chuckling] Wow!
我一直都以为推销员之死很无聊 All this time I thought Death of a Salesman was boring.
但，丽莎，他们这次要给我四万元 But, Lisa, they're giving me $40,000 this time.
啊啊啊 [Screaming]
喔，你太棒了，乔 Oh, you're the best, Joe!
喔，小可爱，四万元，几乎可以买一间房子了 Oh, poopy, $40,000. We could almost buy a house.
我知道，所以我同意拍摄 I know, and that's why I agreed to do it.
喔... Oh... [Horn Honks]
我得走了，乔，爸要带我去... I have to go, Joe. Daddy's here to pick me up...
练习合唱团，我知道 For choir practice, I know.
嗯，我明天再打电话给你，好吗？ Uh, I'll call you tomorrow, okay?
好，耶稣跟我都爱你，乔 Okay. Jesus and I love you, Joe.
耶稣跟我都爱你，杯子蛋糕 Jesus and I love you too, cupcake.
再见 Bye-bye.
- 嘿，你是高潮超人是吧 - 不，我是说，对 Hey, you're Orgazmo, aren't you? No! I mean, yes.
我叫乔，我饰演高潮超人 - 听着，不要说这么多，小子 My name's Joe. I play a character named Orgazmo. Listen, don't get prancy with me, kiddo!
咿哈 Hyah!
你不再是这里的主角 You're not the bad boy around here anymore.
我叫 A罩杯，我饰演绝育人 The name is A-Cup, I play Neutered Man.
绝育人？ 高潮超人的新死敌 Neutered Man? Orgazmo's new archenemy.
你没搞懂吗？绝育人 Don't you get it? Neutered Man!
没有蛋蛋。所以高潮超人的光线枪对他没用 He has no balls. Orgazmo's little ray won't work on him.
但是高潮超人会打败他是吧 - 怎么做？ But Orgazmo beats him, right? How?
嗯，高潮超人会找到方法 - 怎么做？ Well, Orgazmo would find a way. How?
我不知道 - 念好剧本吧，蠢蛋 I don't know. Read the script, duder!
高潮超人找不到方法，让绝育人逃走了 Orgazmo doesn't find a way. Neutered Man escapes.
你知道，很有趣 You know, it's funny.
电影中的你看起来强悍多了 You look a lot tougher on the screen.
嘻哈 Hyah!
改天我再教你什么叫演戏，蠢蛋 Maybe I'll show you some real moves sometime, asshole.
嘿，你觉得如何，老大？ - 我不喜欢欸，第一集的时候根本没剧本 Hey, what do you think, ace? I don't like it. It doesn't have the spirit of the first one.
开拍 And action!
现在我把你们关在帕德嫩神殿，要把你们奉献给欲望之神 Now that I have you at the Parthenon, we will sacrifice you to the God of Lust.
你太邪恶了，绝育人 You're so evil, Neutered Man.
如果高潮超人在这，他不会让你这么做 If Orgazmo was here, he wouldn't let you do this to us.
我才不怕高潮超人 I'm not afraid of Orgazmo.
有人叫我吗？ - 高潮超人 - 高潮超人 Did someone say my name? Orgazmo! Orgazmo!
还有蛋蛋男孩 And Choda Boy!
喔，放开她们，绝育人 Oh. Let them go, Neutered Man.
绝不，我先杀了你 Never. I'll kill you first.
你的烂光线枪对我没用，高潮超人 Your little ray has no effect on me, Orgazmo.
蠢蛋 Fool!
为什么你的高潮光线枪没用呢，高潮超人 Why doesn't your Orgazmo ray work on him, Orgazmo?
我不知道，蛋蛋男孩，我搞不懂 (直译是这对我来说很希腊) I don't know, Choda Boy. It's all Greek to me.
(窃笑) [Stifling Chuckle]
高潮超人，你救了我们 Orgazmo, you saved us.
我们要怎么报答你们 How can we ever repay you?
我有个主意 I have an idea! [Slaps Butt]
喔，喔，耶 Ohh! Oh, yeah!
暂停，替身屌 Cut. Stunt Cock!
替身屌，替身屌 Stunt cock! Stunt cock!
- 喔，高潮超人 - 罗杰 - Oh, Orgazmo! Mmm! - Rodgers?
老板怎么了？ - 那家伙是谁？ Yeah, boss? Who is that?
喔，那是泰德，新来的替身屌 Oh, that's Ted, the new stunt-cock guy.
你不觉得哪里有问题吗？ And you don't see a problem with this?
嗯，没有 Mmm, nope.
好吧，开干吧 All right, fuck it.
嘿，这是新衣服吗？乔 Hey, is that a new costume, Joe?
没有，一直都是同一件 - 喔 No, I think it's the same one we've always used. Oh.
你知道，我不想让你觉得奇怪，但我觉得你的屁股很赞 You know, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you've got a really nice ass.
嗯，谢谢？ Uh, thanks?
当然，老兄 Sure, dude.
(G-新鲜寿司吧) [Cymbals Chime]
怎么回事？G-新鲜，你怎么了？ What the hell? G-Fresh, what happened to you, man?
你怎么浑身是伤？ -- 喔，抱歉，我要关门了 How'd you get that scratch? Oh, I'm sorry, G. I'm closing down.
我两个星期后就要离开 - 什么？为什么？ I have to be out in two weeks. What? Why?
喔，隔壁的浑蛋逼我同意 Oh, the punks from next door got me to agree.
你签了合约？ - 喔，他们前几天来过 You signed the papers? Oh, they came in the other day...
踢了我的黑屁股 and just whupped my sorry black ass.
喔，你没报警吗？ Oh! Did you call the police?
我替你们做最后一份半价寿司吧 - 欢迎光临 I make you guys last sushi for half price. [Japanese]
嗯，给我一份鲔鱼，鲑鱼还有鲜虾 [Ben] Um, just give me tuna, salmon, shrimp.
我们得帮帮他，乔 [G-Fresh Singing In Japanese] We've got to help him, Joe.
喔，是吗，我们要怎么打赢那些帮派 Oh, right. What are we gonna do against a gang of thugs?
听着，你跟我都擅长武术，对吧 Well, look, you and I are both great martial artists, right?
我是说，我们很强，而我敢说我是最强的，我们可以打到那些人 I mean, we're pretty good. And I'm willing to bet that between the two of us, we can take these guys.
那些人有枪欸，班，武术打不过枪 Those guys probably have guns, Ben. Martial arts don't stop guns.
久等了，请吃 [Japanese]
耶稣！ - 在哪？ Jesus! Where?
乔，我有个天才的好主意 Joe, I just got the most amazing idea ever.
高潮控制器，乔...你可以用高潮控制器作武器 The Orgazmorator, Joe... You can use the Orgazmorator as a weapon.
你可以撂倒带枪的人，抢走他们的佣金，还有痛打一顿 You can stun anybody who has a gun, take 'em outta commission, and then we kick their asses.
- 你疯了吗？ 这不可能吧 - 有何不可？ - Are you nuts? That... That won't work. - Why not?
嗯，就算我们成功了，他们会再回来复仇 Well, even if we succeeded, those guys would come after us eventually.
我们可以伪装，我们伪装之后就认不出来了 We can use disguises. We can cover ourselves up so nobody can recognize us.
也不行 - 为什么？ That won't work. Why not?
- 因为就是不可能，老天 - Because it won't, gosh-darn it! - [Sobbing]
我跟你说，乔 I'll tell ya somethin', Joe.
没有比悲伤的日本人还悲伤了 There's nothing sadder... than a sad Japanese man.
老天，你说的是 Boy, I'll say.
- 不要这样 - 你觉得如何？ - [Woman, Japanese] - So, what do you say, pal?
我们要伪装吗？ We can wear disguises?
我们看起来很蠢 We look ridiculous.
拜托，听我说，来这里的人都这样穿好吗 Come on. Hey, listen, it's the way people in this club dress, all right?
你戴上这个，戴上眼罩 We gotta fit in. Put this shit on.
- 好吧，所以计划是啥？ - 你干嘛问我？ All right, so what's the plan? Why you asking me?
好吧，我们从前门进去 Okay. We go in the front door,
走到里面，拿走合约 uh, walk to the back, grab the contracts,
要是里面的浑蛋敢阻止我们，就痛扁他们一顿 and if one of the thugs tries to stop us, we fuck his shit up!
真是好计划，班，想的真透彻 That's a great plan, Ben. Really well thought out.
我要痛扁一顿，宝贝 Let's kick some ass, baby!
直接到后面去 Head to the back!
来吧，乔，走上去 Come on, Joe. Up the stairs!
啊，上锁，真可惜 - 别担心 Ah, it's locked. Too bad. Don't worry.
我准备好塑胶屌炸弹 I got the slim Johnson.
- 哈哈 - 这是啥状况？ - Ha-ha! - What the fuck is this?
你们有G-新鲜的合约，我们要抢回来 You have a contract signed by G-Fresh. We want it back!
你在跟我开什么玩笑？ You gotta be fucking kidding me, right? [Laughs] [Laughs]
吉米，揍他们一顿 - 你自己去 Jimmy, kick their ass. You kick their asses.
吉米，去揍他们一顿 - 我受够揍别人了，我不要再揍人 Jimmy, kick their asses. I'm tired of kickin' everybody's ass. I'm not kickin' their asses.
我心都在淌血了 - 去揍他们吧 Yeah, my heart bleeds for you. Kick their fuckin' asses.
上吧，勇哥，加油 Go. Guppy, play.
呀哈 Un-zaah!
过来，你这小....管你是谁 Come here, you little... whatever you are.
乔！ Joe!
我要杀了你 I'll kill you!
合约呢？合约？ Where's the contract? What contract?
老天，我不会再问你第二次 Goddamn it, I'm not gonna ask you again!
好了，我受够了，就在那边 All right! All right already! It's over there.
到手了 Got it.
我强烈建议你们不要再来找G-新鲜 I strongly suggest you don't mess with G-Fresh anymore!
你们敢惹他，就是找我们麻烦 You mess with him, we mess with you!
再见，上帝保佑 Bye-bye. God bless.
底下的注意 Look out, suckers!
瑞柯，阻止他们 Rocko! Stop them!
诅咒你 Curses!
诅咒？ Curses?
呼，耶，老天，打死那些王八蛋，真爽 Whoo! Yeah! God, that kicked ass, didn't it?
不，这很糟糕 - 你在说什么？ No, it was horrible! What are you talkin' about?
我们进去，打他们一顿，拿了合约冲出来 Now, we got in there, we kicked their ass, got the contract and got out!
去你妈的，没什么比这还爽 Fuck, dude, it couldn't be scripted any better than that.
其实是我拿回来的。 - 那个人拿枪指着我，他本来会杀了我，班 Actually, I take that back. That guy was pointing a gun at me. He could've shot me, Ben.
老天，我只知道那些王八蛋踢到铁板了 Man, all I know is the little guys always get stepped on.
今晚，我们狠狠踩了他们 - 我只知道我们得离开洛杉矶 Tonight we did some stepping! Well, all I know is I gotta get the heck outta Los Angeles.
这里发生太多奇怪的事了 Way too much weird stuff goes on here.
- 惊喜！ - 啊啊 - Surprise! [Giggles] - [Screams]
- 啊啊，嗨，甜心 - 丽莎，你怎么来了？ - Aah! Hi, honey! - Lisa, what are you doing here?
我受不了了，爸借我钱让我过来，这不是很棒吗？ I couldn't take it anymore. Daddy lent me some money to come out. Isn't that great?
不，我是说...我是说，老天 No! I mean... I mean, boy-boy, I'll say.
- 你要待多久？ - 直到拍完电影 - How long you staying? - Until the show's over.
- 啊啊 - 啊，我知道 - Aah! - Aah! I know!
我知道，我知道，结婚前就同居有点奇怪 I know. I know, I know, I know. Living together before we're married is strange.
但我后来想想，嘿，我只是睡在沙发上上帝不会生气吧 But I figure, heck, the Lord won't be angry as long as I sleep on the couch, right?
嗯，嗯，事实上，我不知道欸，丽莎，上帝可能不喜欢这种小把戏 Uh... Uh, actually, I don't know, Lis. The, uh... The Lord's kinda tricky when it comes to stuff like that.
- 喔 - 等等，先等等 - Oh! - Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. Uh...
哇，你的公寓比我想的还要好 Wow, this is a much nicer apartment than I thought you'd have.
嗯，我买了些新家具 Yeah, I got some new stuff.
喔，你下一幕什么时候要拍？我想去看 Oh, when is your next shoot? I wanna come and watch.
嗯，已经卖完了，我是说，已经拍完了 Uh, it's, uh, sold out. I mean, it's a closed set.
喔，我想你可以让我进去看 Oh, well, I'm sure you can get me in.
我怀疑 I doubt it.
喔，这地方很乱，我不能让你看到这样 Oh, this place is such a mess. I can't stand for you to see it like this.
你在说什么啊？这里很整齐 What are you talking about? It is spotless.
乔？乔？怎么了？ Joe? Joe, what is the matter?
你见到我不开心吗？你不想我吗？ Aren't you glad see me? Haven't you missed me?
嗯？你不知道我多想你，丽莎 Hmm? You have no idea how much I've missed you, Lis.
我都快忘了你有多美 Almost forgotten how beautiful you are.
喔，乔 Oh, Joe.
喔 Oh.
你好 - 闭嘴 Hello. Shut up.
你好吗？A罩杯？ - 去你的 How ya doin', A-Cup? Fuck you.
嘿 Hey!
过来 Come here.
现在你可以滚去那里了 - 开拍 Now get the fuck outta here. Ohh. [Orbison] Action!
我早该知道你会跟绝育人合伙，龙虾女 I should have known you'd team up with Neutered Man, Lobstra!
没错，蛋蛋男孩，如果你不跟我说高潮超人在哪 That's right, Choda Boy. And if you don't tell me where Orgazmo is,
我就，干你到死 I'll... screw you to death!
我看你敢不敢 I'd like to see you try!
好吧 All right.
先让我脱掉这身衣服 Just let me get out of these clothes.
嗯嗯，喔 Mmm. Ohh!
你要我做什么？ - 还没轮到你拍 Where you want me? You're not in the shot yet.
喔，喔，抱歉 Oh. Oh, sorry.
- 不要这样 - 嗯 - [Georgi] Stop it! - Mmm.
不要拍我的屁股 [Slaps] Whoo! Stop grabbing my ass!
来吧，宝贝 - 不要这样，我们又没在拍戏 Come on, baby. Knock it off. We're not rolling!
我说我们在拍 - 噢 I'd say we are. Ow!
嘿嘿，放开她 - 你少来管我 Hey, hey, leave her alone. Don't you fuckin' tell me what to do!
离开她，你没权利 - 啊啊 Just leave her alone. You don't have any right... Kee-yaah!
谁 Who? [Groaning]
喔，耶？ 你要打架，来打啊 Oh, yeah? You want some? You want some more?
嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
A罩杯，你在干什么？ A-Cup, look what you did here!
他们等一下就要拍戏了 They're supposed to work in the next scene.
我很抱歉，欧比森舅舅，是他先惹我的 I'm sorry, Uncle Orbison. He provoked me.
你们最好不要打架，要不然送你们去跟鱼睡觉 The both of you two better stop scrappin' or else you'll be sleepin' with the fishes, see?
耶诞快乐 - 喔喔 [Farts] Merry Christmas. Oh!
是他先开始的，欧比森先生 - 去补妆吧，杭 He totally started it, Mr. Orbison. L... Just get to makeup, Hung.
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
嗯，谢谢你救我，乔，你知道他差点要伤害我 Yeah. Thanks for tryin' to help, Joe. You know, he could've really hurt me.
噢 Ow.
- 开拍 - 喔耶 - Action. - Oh, yeah.
- 喔，不 - 嗯，耶 - Oh, no! - Mm, yeah!
喔，不，快帮忙，蛋蛋狗，嗯 Oh, no. Do something, Choda Dog! Mmm!
喔，快点，蛋蛋狗，把绳子咬断 Oh, quickly, Choda Dog, bite through these ropes!
不，我要去上厕所 [Man On TV] No, I gotta take a piss.
试试看乳头加速器，高潮超人 [Ben] Try nipple accelerator, Orgazmo.
谢谢你，蛋蛋男孩，这就是我需要的 Thanks, Choda Boy. That's just what I need.
乔？ - 但是喷精苏洛对这波夕城来的小胖智障男还做了什么 Joe? But what has Jizzmaster Zero done with the little, fat, retarded kid from Boise?
- 我不知道 - 我们得找到喷精苏洛 - [Ben] I don't know. - We must find Jizzmaster Zero.
他们来了，蛋蛋男孩，蹲下 Here they come, Choda Boy! Duck!
不好意思，那是什么电影 Excuse me, what movie is this?
什么电影？你住在路边吗？女士 What movie's this? Have you been livin' in a cardboard box, lady?
- 不，我来自犹他州 - 喔，我很抱歉 - No, I'm from Utah. - Oh, I'm sorry.
乔，乔，那两位是来自日本的AV女优 Joe, Joe, these are two of the hottest porn stars in Japan...
夏子及春子 Natsuko and Haruko.
- 嗨 - 你们好吗？ - [Together] Hi! - How do you do?
夏子你去床的另一边，很好 Now, Natsuko, you go sit over here, right on the bed. Very good.
春子，你坐在这边 And, Haruko, you sit right here, darling.
我们开始拍的时候，夏子，你要说 Now, when we roll cameras, Natsuko, you say,
“你逃不过我们手掌心，高潮超人” "There is no escaping us, Orgazmo."
“你逃不过我们手掌心，高潮超人” There is no escaping us, Orgazmo.
很好，还有春子，你说“准备见到你的死期” Good. And, Haruko, you say, "Prepare to meet your doom! '"
准备捡到... Prepare da meet...
斯期 so dung.
很好，很接近了，乔，你要说 Good. Close enough. Joe, you say,
“我要找个办法突破肛交双胞胎” "I'll find a way to break free, Ass-Fuck Twins!"
我要找个办法突破... I'll find a way to brea...
- 喔，嗯，我不能说这句 - 你说什么？ - Oh, uh, l-I can't say that. - Say what?
- 她们叫什么名字？ - 肛交双胞胎 - What are they called? - The Ass-Fuck Twins.
- 我...我不能说这句，可以换个名字吗？ - 但她们就是肛交双胞胎啊 - L... I can't say that. Can we call 'em something else? - But they're the Ass-Fuck Twins.
嗯，我知道，但，我不能称呼她们为淘气双胞胎或是别的吗？ Well, I know, but, um, couldn't I call them the Naughty Twins or something?
不，你不能称呼她们为淘气双胞胎，她们就是肛交双胞胎 No, you couldn't just call them the Naughty Twins. They're the Ass-Fuck Twins.
为什么你要把肛交改名为淘气呢？ Why would you call them the Naughty Twins when they get fucked in the ass all the time?
嗯，这很淘气啊 Well, that's pretty naughty.
听着，杭，我对你很有耐心了，我快失去耐心了 Look, Hung. I've been pretty patient with you, but it's wearing thin.
现在，我不想再拍你马屁 Now, my need to kiss your ass is over!
你最好自己翘着屁股，小子 So you better shape up, kiddo.
了解了吗？ - 是老板 [Shouting] Understood? Yes, sir.
那好，开始拍 Okay. Let's shoot this.
开机 Roll camera.
开拍 And action!
嗯 Hmm.
你逃不过我们手掌心，高潮超人 There is no escaping us, Orgazmo.
准备奸你斯斯 Prepare da me your doo.
我要找个办法突破 I'll find a way to break free,
肛...肛交双胞胎 A... [Quickly] Ass-Fuck Twins.
- 放开高潮超人，肛交双胞胎 - 旦旦男 - Get away from him, Ass-Fuck Twins! - [Together] Chodi Bo!
没错 That's right!
我看看你们受不受的了我的老二火箭 Let's see how you like my cock rocket!
- 嗯 - 老二火箭 - Hmm. - [Shouts] Cock rocket!
哈哈哈 [Women Laughing]
暂停，暂停，给我暂停 Cut, cut, cut! Goddamn it, cut!
你这是什么爆炸效果，查皮斯基 You call that an explosion, Chapleski?
我跟你说我要大爆炸 I told you to make it bigger!
好了，冷静点，我会再弄大一点 All right, mellow out. I'll make it bigger.
- 耶稣 - 在哪？ - Jesus. - Where?
你们两个王八蛋给我滚出去 The both of you two assholes get off of my set!
我们要拍干炮戏 We'll just shoot the fucking sex.
给我替身屌 Bring me my stunt cock.
替身屌，替身屌 Stunt cock. Stunt cock.
嘿，你好吗？ Hey, how ya doin'?
进去给我开干 - 但我还没刮屁屁毛 Just get in there and fuck. But I haven't slapped my ass yet.
进去，屌男 Move, fuck boy!
耶，肛交女孩，呜呜 Yeah. Yeah. Ass-Fuck Twins! Whoo!
老天，我没见过欧比森先生这么生气 [Exhales] Boy, I've never seen Mr. Orbison like that.
嗯，他是个超级王八蛋，就这样 Yeah, he's a first-class asshole, that's for sure.
- 明天见 - 晚安 See you tomorrow. Good night.
喔，嘿，乔 - 喔，嗨，大卫 Oh, hey, Joe. Oh, hi, Dave.
你知道，你今天做得很好 - 谢谢 You know, you did a good job in there today, man. Thanks.
谢谢 - 我不想要让你觉得很奇怪，但我今晚有点想跟你做爱 Thanks. I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.
再见，蛋蛋男孩 - 晚安 [Together] Good-bye, Choda Boy. Good night.
- 喔，不好意思 - 嘿，老板，这家伙很面熟 Oh, excuse me. Hey, boss. This guy looks really familiar.
当然面熟，他就是电影里的蛋蛋男孩 Of course he looks familiar. He's Choda Boy in the film.
喔，对，没错，蛋蛋男孩，干的好 Oh, yeah, that's right. Choda Boy. Good stuff.
- 你替欧比森先生工作？ - 有问题吗？查皮斯基？ - You work for Orbison? - Is there a problem, Chapleski?
不，不，没问题，不好意思 No. No, there's no problem. Excuse me.
嗨，杯子蛋糕，我回来了 Hi, cupcake. I'm home.
高潮超人！还有蛋蛋男孩 [Women] Orgazmo! And Choda Boy!
我要使用高潮控制器 [Joe] I'll use my Orgazmorator. [Imitates Ray Gun]
干的好 [Ben] Nice shot! [Sobs]
嗯，你还好吗？ Uh, how's it going?
乔，你怎么能这样？ Joe, how could you?
丽莎，听我说，你跟我都想要在教堂结婚 Lisa, listen to me. You had your heart so set on being married in the temple,
还有住在一个好地方，我希望你能拥有这一切 and... and having a nice place to live, and I wanted to have it all for you.
但你应该知道我不想看见你这样 But you had to know that I didn't want this.
丽...这一切发生的太快，但... L... It all happened so fast, Lis, but...
你浑身是火，恶魔 Fie on you, Satan!
丽莎，我以为没人会知道，我不知道这会这么红 Lisa, l... I thought nobody would never know. L-I had no idea it would get this popular.
你怎么能跟这些女人做爱？ How could you have sex with all of those women?
我没有，那是替身屌 I didn't have sex with 'em. It was a stunt cock.
替身...屌？ A stunt... cock?
对啊 Yeah.
那...那你也没有碰那些女人的... So... So you aren't actually touching those women's...
胸部？ breasts?
喔，不，也都是特殊效果 Oh, no. That's all just special effects.
真的吗？ - 不是 Really? No.
丽莎，我爱你 Lisa, I love you.
我做这一切都是为了你跟我们 And-And I did this all for you and for-for us.
你认为这是天上的父的旨意吗？ Is this what you think Heavenly Father has intended for you?
我不知道，丽莎，我只知道我擅长这种事 I don't know, Lisa. All I know is that I'm finally good at something.
你得辞职，乔 You have to quit, Joe.
你现在就辞职回去犹他州 You have to quit right now and get back to Utah.
我不能辞职，丽莎，我们还在拍 I can't quit, Lisa. We're still shooting.
但，那我呢？ But... But what about me?
丽莎，只要再两天，在两天就拍完我们就能拿钱了 Lisa, It's two more days; two more days of shooting and then we'll have all the money we need.
如果是这种钱我不想要 I don't want the money if this is how you have to earn it!
- 嗯，要不然我不知道怎么赚这么多 - 乔，这是错误的 - Well, I don't know how else I can earn it! - Joe, it is wrong!
你可以不要再吵了吗？老天爷 Would you just stop hollerin' at me? Criminy!
我想我们无话可说了 I guess we don't have anything else to say.
我不知道你怎么回事，乔 I don't know what's happened to you, Joe.
但，我希望你选择你满意的生活 But [Sniffles] I hope you're happy in the life you've chosen.
不要在我家引用狄更斯 Don't quote Dickens in my apartment!
没错，这是我家 That's right. It's my house!
喔，来吧 [T-Rex] Ooh, come on now.
来吧，宝贝，喔，喔耶 Come on baby. Ohh, ohh, yeah!
摇你的屁屁，来吧，动一下，宝贝 Shake that ass now! Come on. Come on. Move that ass, baby.
喔喔，耶 Ooh, oh, yeah!
喔，这才是我的宝贝 - 丽莎 Oh, that's a baby now. Lisa!
喔，你觉得很爽 - 丽莎 Ohh, you feel so good inside, baby. Lisa!
来吧，谁是你的小花 - 丽莎 Come on. Who's your little flower now? Lisa.
- 丽莎 - 谁是你的小花 [Shouts] Lisa! Who's your little flower now?
就这样，宝贝，来吧，给妈妈爽一下 That's right, baby. Come on. Give it to Mama now!
给妈妈爽一下 - 噢，该死 Give it to Mama. Come on! Aw, heck!
- 你叫什么名字？ - 我叫山卓 - What's your name again? - I am Sancho.
听着，我面试过很多人 Look, I get a lot of people auditioning all the time.
你觉得你为什么能够拍A片？ 我叫山卓 What makes you think you'd be good at porno? I am Sancho.
很好，你会做什么？ That's great, but what do you do?
做什么？我叫山卓 What do I do? I am Sancho.
- 还有呢？ - 世上有很多杰夫... - And? - And there are manyJ effs in the world...
以及汤姆 and many Toms as well.
但，我叫山卓 But I... am Sancho.
- 还有？ - 你叫山卓吗？ - And? - Are you Sancho?
不，你不叫山卓 No, you are not Sancho.
没有人像史考特白欧山卓一样。法兰克，他就不是山卓 Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. Frank Gifford, he's not Sancho.
- 但我... - 你叫山卓 - But l... - You are Sancho!
- 这就对了 - 好吧，你录取了 - That's right. - Okay, you're hired.
当然，你可以拿一百元 Of course. You get a hundred bucks a scene.
我们今晚就开拍，这是一场在火山跟肛交双胞胎拍摄的戏 We're shooting one tonight. It's on the volcano set with the Ass-Fuck Twins.
喂？ - 老板，乔杨说要见你，他说很重要 Yeah? [Man] Boss, Joe Young's here to see you. He says it's very important.
该死，叫他进来 Goddamn it. Send him in. [Beeps, Clicks]
你要干什么？杭？ 我很忙 What do you want, Hung? I'm very, very busy.
嗯，欧比森先生，我只是来跟你说... Well, Mr. Orbison, I just came by to tell you that...
我得辞职 - 喔，天啊，你是高潮超人 I have to quit. Oh, my God, it's Orgazmo!
- 我不是高潮超人 - 我是山卓 I'm not Orgazmo! I am Sancho.
欧比森先生，我未婚妻过来，然后一切都.... You see, Mr. Orbison, my-my fiancee came in from out of town, and everything just...
该死，我就是得回去犹他州跟她结婚 Well, dang it, I just have to get back to Utah and marry her!
给我滚，明天给我到片场 Get outta here. I'll see you on set tomorrow.
不，我是认真的，我... No, I'm serious. L...
我很感谢你为我做的一切，但我得拒绝 I appreciate everything you've done for me, but I have to say no.
我的合约上表明我随时可以离开 My contract does state that I can leave whenever I want.
等等，你忘了一件事 Wait a minute, kid. You're forgetting something.
- 什么事？ - 合约对我来说是个屁 - What? - That contracts don't mean shit to me!
现在，你给我拍完电影，然后你知道要干嘛吗？ Now, you're gonna finish this film, and then do you know what you're gonna do?
- 不知道 - 你要拍高潮超人3 - No. - You're gonna do Orgazmo 3,
高潮超人4、高潮超人5，如果我要，还可以拍到高潮超人27 Orgazmo 4, Orgazmo 5, Orgazmo Twenty-fucking-seven if I want you to!
- 你知道为什么吗？ - 不知道 - And do you know why? - No.
因为我是麦克斯欧比森，我想干嘛就干嘛 Because I'm Maxxx Orbison, and I get what I want!
现在...现在等等，欧比森先生，我说我不想拍了 Now... Now, hold on a minute, Mr. Orbison. I said I don't wanna do it.
- 你...你不能绑我 - 你想打赌看看吗？小子 - And you don't... you don't own me. - You wanna bet I don't, punk?
现在我警告你，别惹我 Now, I'm warning you, kid... Don't fuck with me!
现在给我回去跟你未婚妻说婚礼取消 Now, you go home and you tell your little fiancee that the wedding is off,
明天给我回到这里 and you have your ass back here tomorrow a. M!
要不然就把你抓你们去跟鱼睡觉 Or else you'll be sleeping with the fishes. See?
让下一位面试者进来 [Clicks, Beeps] Send in the next audition.
你知道吗？我受够你的屁话了，欧比森先生 You know, I have had enough of your poop, Mr. Orbison.
你自己找下一个高潮超人吧 Find yourself another Orgazmo!
我警告过你了，杭 I'm warnin' you, Hung!
再见 Good-bye!
没这么快，小家伙 Not so fast, happy pants.
嘶嘶嘶嘶 - 不，不需要 Fss-sss-aaa-aah! [Orbison] No. No.
这是他的决定，让他走 It's his decision. Let him go.
哼 Hm!
你不该让他这么臭屁，欧比森舅舅 You should've let me whup his ass, Uncle Orbison!
不，我不会让他搞砸明天的拍摄 No, we don't need him all messed up for the shoot tomorrow.
有其他办法 There's another way.
乔 Joe?
乔，是我 Joe, it's me.
乔，拜托，我们可以谈谈吗？ Joe, come on. Can we please just talk about this some more?
乔 - 嗨，班 Joe. Hi, Ben.
老天，我正好要打电话给你，有个大消息 - 不，不，我有个大消息 Man, I just tried callin' you. I've got some big news. No, no, no. I've got big news too.
我刚刚辞职了 -什么？ I just quit. What?
我要回去犹他州当一个正常的摩门教徒，我只是来说再见 I'm goin' back to Utah to be a normal Mormon again. I just came to say good-bye.
我知道谁要买G-新鲜的店了，是欧比森 I found out who's been beating up G-Fresh. It's Orbison.
那些打手替欧比森工作，乔 Those thugs work for him, Joe.
欧比森，哇，老天，这家伙真的以为他可以拥有全世界 Orbison. Wow. Boy, that guy just thinks he owns the world, doesn't he?
没错，所以你跟我得做点什么 Yeah, he does. And that's why you and I need to do somethin'.
喔，不不不，我可能会失去对我最重要的一件事 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Look, I might have lost the only thing that really matters to me.
我不想再待在这里了 I'm not staying in this town another hour!
嘿，你要让欧比森继续勒索像G-新鲜这样的人吗？ Hey, you're gonna let Orbison extort money from somebody like G-Fresh?
听我说，乔，你得要 - 不，你听我说，班 Listen to me, Joe! You need to... No, no. You... You listen to me, Ben.
我不知道从何时起我的生活失去控制，我要回复正常 I don't know exactly when I lost control of my life, but I want it back!
等等，你听听你自己，你就跟别人一样 No, wait a minute. See, now you're doin' what they told ya!
该死，班，我不是超级英雄，我是摩门教徒 Doggone it, Ben! I'm not a superhero. I'm a Latter-day Saint.
丽莎？ Lisa? [Ringing]
- 喂？ - 乔，乔，救我 - Hello? - Joe! Joe, help me!
- 丽莎，怎么... - 乔 - Lisa, what... - Joe!
- 我跟你说过不要惹我，杭 - 你对她做了什么事？ - I told you not to fuck with me, Hung! - What have you done with her?
我要把她送出去这样你就不用担心她 I'm gonna send her away so you don't have to worry about her for a while.
你最好明天过来片场 Now, you be on set tomorrow a.m.,
要不然我就把她送走 or else I'm not gonna send her away.
我要让她爽一下 I'm gonna blow her away.
你知道我的意思吧 Do you understand what I mean?
你是说你要抓她去跟鱼睡觉 You mean, she'll be sleeping with the fishes, see?
没错，现在，你只要拍完电影，我们就让你们两个双宿双飞 That's right. Now, you just finish this film, and we'll see about getting you two lovebirds back together.
不要伤害她...她 Don't hurt her... her. [Dial Tone]
喔 [Receiver Clicks] Oh.
- 我们该拿她怎么办？ - [Fist Thumps] - What should we do with her, boss, huh?
我要弄点威胁他们的东西 We need some collateral.
双胞胎，暂停一下 Twins! Take a break.
把她放上片场 Put her on the set.
乔，你怎么了？他抓走她了，欧比森抓走我的杯子蛋糕 Joe, what the hell you doin'? He took her, Ben. Orbison took my cupcake!
喔，该死，我就知道会这样 Oh, shit! I knew it would come to this.
高潮控制器呢？我得把她救回来 - 等等，听我说 Where's the Orgazmorator? I have to get her back. Hold on. Listen.
欧比森的大楼是个堡垒，你不能一个人进去 - 我知道 Orbison's mansion is like a fortress, Joe. There's no way you can do this by yourself. I know.
所以我需要你 - 老天，乔，我从没见过你这样 That's why I need you. Damn, Joe. I've never seen you like this.
我很生气 I'm pissed off.
- 救我 - 你可以闭嘴吗 - Help me! Help! - Will you shut up?
你这头猪，你就是这样侮辱所有的女人 You pig! You're the one responsible for degrading all of those women!
嘿，那男人呢？他也侮辱了男人 Hey, hey, what about men, huh? He degrades them too.
是啊，男人同样也是在A片里被侮辱 Yeah, men are equally degraded in pornographic films.
但男人总是掌握权力 But men are always in a position of power.
男人只是想要看A片，他们也是受害者 The men are the one who want the product so bad. They're the victims!
那你透过剥削女人剥削男人 Well, then it exploits men by exploiting women.
所以，我剥削全部的人类 Hence, it exploits people.
- 给我闭嘴 - 没错 - Shut up! - Yeah!
我想干嘛就干嘛，我赚了一大堆钱 I do what I do, and I make a lot of money.
- 我才不在乎我对人类做了什么，因为他们都是蠢蛋 - 对啊 - And I don't give a shit what I do to people, because they are all idiots! - Yeah!
特别是你，克拉克，你这超级大智障 Especially you, Clark, you pig-fucking hunk o' shit!
- 对啊 - 就是像你这样的人才让上帝痛苦 - Yeah! - Men like you make the Lord sick!
耶稣会终结你 Jesus is gonna put an end to you.
如果耶稣基督要我麦克斯欧比森灭亡 If Jesus Christ wants to bring Maxxx Orbison down,
他需要很多帮忙 he's gonna need a lot of help.
快一点，进去高潮战车 Quick! To the Orgazmobile!
什么？我的别克轿车 What? My Buick Century.
上帝送耶稣为我送死 [Car Stereo... Man Singing] He sent his son to die for me
上帝并不需要这么做 - 老天，超难听 He didn't have to do that Man, this shit has got to go!
你最好希望你男友回来拍电影，要不然我就把这个影片放出去 You better hope your little boyfriend finishes my film, or else I'm gonna release this instead.
我想我们应该先从我的屁股开始拍 I think we should start with a close-up of my ass!
欢迎来到好莱坞 Welcome to Hollywood. [Laughing]
哈哈哈 [Laughter Echoing]
我们不能从大门，要不然会被发现 - 你可以用那机器翻墙吗？ We can't go through the main gate or we'll be spotted. Can you climb the wall with that thing on?
我就像亚伯拉罕一样确定 - 好 I'll sure as Abraham try. Right.
来吧，快开机 - 别大吼大叫 Come on. Get that camera up! Don't yell at me.
我不习惯用这个，老天这些欧洲机器很麻烦 I'm not used to workin' like this. Man, these European videos are kinky!
小事一件 - 是啊 This'll be cake! Yeah.
喔，该死，快翻墙 - 噢 Oh, shit! Over the wall! Ow!
- 乔 - 啊啊 - Joe! - Aah!
喔 Oh.
喔，嘿 Oh. Hey.
喔，啊，坏狗狗 Oh. Ah! Bad dog.
哈 - 我不知道该怎么应付狗... Huh. I didn't know it worked on animals. Bad, bad...
班，你...你可以帮我一下吗？ Ben, could... could you give me a hand here, Ben?
坏狗狗，快走开 Bad dog. Shoo!
- 这真是坏狗，喔 - 老兄，真是糟透了 - That's a bad dog. Oh! - Dude, that's fucked up.
好吧，准备好了 - 终于 Okay, I'm ready. Finally!
好，各位，开始吧 Okay, people, let's do this. Roll camera.
踢昏他 Drop him. Right.
嘿，这里是私人住宅 Hey! This is private property.
- 你们绑架的女人在哪？ - 杭？ - Where's the woman you kidnapped? - Hung?
哈哈哈 [Both Laughing]
杭，是你吗？你会不会太入戏了 Hung, is that you? Don't you think you're taking this role a little bit too seriously?
- 我的未婚妻呢？ - 这么说吧，你的未婚妻正在接受教育训练 - Where's my fiancee, butt lord? - Let's just say your fiancee is getting an education in the industry.
没错，她会变成大明星，就跟你一样 Yeah, she's gonna be a star, just like you.
你们这些王八蛋 Why, you dirty so-and-so!
我等这天很久了 I've been waiting for this!
狗娘养的 Son of a bitch!
需要帮忙吗？ Need a hand?
不好意思 [Muffled Cries, Speech] Excuse me?
走开 - 你这坏女孩，喔，我可以来硬的 Fuck off! You dirty girl! Oh, I can do that.
那透机 Na-tooki!
台全道 - 哈？ John Quang Doe. Huh?
没事 [Belches] No problem.
哈哈哈，你这废物 Ha-ha-ha! You twerp!
抓到你了 Now I got ya!
莎哟娜拉 Sayonara.
喔，该死 Oh, shit!
你是谁？我是山卓 Who are you? I am Sancho.
该死，老兄 Shit, dude.
放开我，你这.. [Lisa, Muffled] Get off of me, you stupid...
噢，放开我，噢 Ow! Get off of me! Oww!
噢，放开！ - 老板，出事了，她来了 Ow! Off me! Boss! We got a problem. He's here!
- 谁来了？ - 高潮超人，真的高潮超人 - Who's here? - Orgazmo! The real Orgazmo!
才没有啥高潮超人，你这蠢蛋 There is no real Orgazmo, you dipshit.
啊啊啊 Aa-aa-aah!
- 放开那个女人 - 你是谁啊？ - Let the woman go right now! - Who the hell are you?
我说，放开她 I said, let her go!
把这蠢蛋抓起来 Get this fuck!
让我看看你的能耐，来啊，来 Show me what you got! Come right here! Come...
接住 Catch.
喔，是吗？你以为你可以打倒我吗？ Oh, yeah? Think you can use some of that pussy shit on me, man?
起来，我要好好踢你屁股 Get up now! I'm gonna whup your ass!
然后我要上你女友 Then I'm gonna boink your girlfriend.
丽莎 Lisa!
- 乔 - 现在轮到你了，矮子 - Joe! - Now it's your turn, shorty.
喔，你这狗娘养的，啊啊 [Gagging] Oh, you son of a bitch! Aah!
呜呜 Whoo!
来吧，小鸟蛋 Come on, shit bird.
来吧 Come on. [Grunting]
班，使用仓鼠拳 Ben! Use your hamster style.
不，我不行 No, I can't!
仓鼠拳，班，快点 Hamster style, Ben! Do it!
不 No!
嘿，爸，我想我不要再使用仓鼠拳了 Hey, Dad. I don't think I'm gonna do hamster style anymore.
- 很好啊 - 哈 - That's nice. - Huuh!
很好啊 - 很好啊 That's nice. That's nice.
很好啊 That's nice. [Screaming]
你这坏蛋 [Ends] You're an asshole.
轻松一击 Easy shot.
啊？ Huh?
喔，该死，电池没电了！什么？ Oh, shit! We're out of battery power! What?
吼吼，你们没戏唱了是吧 Ho-ho! It looks like you're up fucked river now, eh, kiddo?
啊啊啊啊，向前一步我就割花她 Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! One more step and I'll slice her.
乔，你以为你可以打倒我吗？你这蠢人 Joe! Did you think you could beat me, you cocky prick?
你以为像你这种蠢蛋... Did you really think that a stupid little twerp like you...
可以阻止我麦克斯欧比森？ could stop Maxxx Orbison?
你破坏了我不少东西 You've done a lot of fucking damage here, pal.
- 你最好一毛不剩地赔我 - 拜托，欧比森先生，不要伤害她 - And you're gonna pay me back every cent of it! - Please, Mr. Orbison, don't hurt her.
我跟你说过不要惹我，要不然呢？ I told you not to fuck with me! What did I say?
要抓我去跟鱼睡觉？ That I'd be sleeping with the fishes, see?
就像这样。我是这里的主宰 [Orbison] That's right. I own this town!
我就是市长，州长，我是警长跟犯罪大王 I'm the mayor, I'm the governor, I'm the police and the crime!
你以为你可以改变这一切吗？ And who the hell are you to change that?
接上电了 [Crackling] Got it!
我是高潮超人 I'm Orgazmo.
什么？ Wha... Hmm?
够了，他没办法再高潮了 Enough! He's never gonna want to have an orgasm again.
为了耶稣 One more for Jesus.
看样子他真的跟鱼一起睡觉了，是吧 Looks like he's sleeping with the fishes. See?
丽莎，你还好吗？他有伤害你吗？ Lisa, are you okay? Did he hurt you?
什么？ 喔，我很抱歉，来 - 啊啊啊 What? Oh, I'm sorry. Here. [Screaming] Oww!
喔，丽莎，我很抱歉，你想说什么？ Oh, Lisa, I'm sorry. What were you trying to say?
不要撕开胶带 - 喔 Don't pull the tape off my mouth. Oh.
喔，乔，我好害怕 - 喔，我知道，丽莎，我很抱歉，这都是我的错 Oh, Joe, I was so scared. Oh, I know, Lis. I'm sorry. This is all my fault.
你说的对，我错了 - 喔，听着，乔 L... You were right and I was wrong, and... Oh, look, Joe, Joe.
- 没关系 - It's okay. - [Clearing Throat]
喔，丽莎，这是蛋蛋男孩，我是说，班 - 你好 Oh, Lisa, this is... this is Choda Boy. L-I mean, Ben. Hello.
- 女是你好 - 喔，嗯，乔... - Ma'am. - Oh, uh, Joe...
我等等再解释 - 好吧 I'll explain later, Lis. Right.
还有一件事，欧比森，我的确做了你要的东西 - 啊？ Just one more thing, Orby. I did what you asked me. Huh?
老二火箭 [Shouting] Cock rocket!
烧吧，烧吧 Burn, man, burn!
这真是超强的老二火箭，班 Wow, that's a heck of a cock rocket, Ben.
记住我的话，我要你赔我 Mark my words... I'll get you for this!
这真的是一个教训 This has really been a learning experience for me.
嗯，我今晚也学了很多 Yeah, I've learned a lot about myself tonight.
班，我很抱歉我要你使用仓鼠拳 Ben, I'm... sorry you had to use your hamster style.
不，没关系 No, it's okay.
事实上，我想这是好事 In fact, I think it's a good thing.
这些年，我都不知道我在躲避什么 All these years, I don't know what I've been running from.
也许我在逃避... - 你自己 Maybe I've been runnin' from my... From yourself. Right.
没错 [Distant Siren Wailing] Right.
来吧，乔，我们离开吧 Come on, Joe. Let's get out of here.
我们不需要跟警察解释这些 - 你说的对 We don't want to have to explain this to the cops. You're right.
我想我们已经让你们受够伤害了，再见，恶魔们 I think we've done enough damage to this little operation anyway. Farewell, evildoers.
哇，真惨，这是怎么回事 Whoa! Bummer, dude. What happened here?
超级英雄毁了房子 Some superhero destroyed the house.
喔，我叫大卫 Oh. My name's Dave.
我叫山卓 I am Sancho.
我不想让你觉得奇怪 I don't mean to sound like a queer or nothing,
但我觉得火很浪漫 but I think fire is very romantic.
寄往：乔杨，犹他州盐湖城教堂路1447号
这是卧室里的最后一件东西 - 喔，很好 This is the last of the bedroom stuff. Oh, great.
- 嘿，各位 - 嘿，蛋蛋男孩 - Hey, kids. - Hi, Choda Boy.
准备要走了吗？ All ready to leave, huh?
是啊，我.. Yeah, I, uh...
我想是这样... - 我... I guess so. [Sighs] So, I...
我想再也没有... guess there's no more...
高潮超人跟蛋蛋男孩了吧 Orgazmo and Choda Boy.
不，我...我不这么认为 No, l... I don't think so.
所以改天我可以去犹他州 So, maybe someday I could come to Utah.
这，真的很高兴认识你，真的 It was... It was really good meeting you, really good.
对，发生了很多好事 Yeah. There was a lot of good stuff goin' on.
都是好事 - 好事 Whole lot of good stuff. Good stuff.
很好，好事 - 对 Good, good stuff. Yeah.
这些事情，让你觉得很好 Kind of stuff that... makes you feel good. It's good.
- 再见，乔 - 喔，乔 - Yeah, Joe. - [Sobs] Oh, Joe!
我不能看你这样 - 喔，天啊 [Lisa] I can't let you do this. Oh, God!
乔，虽然疯狂，但我想你可能是对的 Joe, this really is crazy, but I think you might have been right.
什么？ - 喔，乔，天上的父要我们 What? Oh, Joe, it is so hard to know...
做的事情或是他在想什么都难以理解 what Heavenly Father wants from us or what he has in mind.
但这整件事非常奇怪到令人感动 This whole thing is just too gosh-darn wacky to be coinky-dink!
也许这就是天上的父给你的指引 Maybe this is what Heavenly Father has intended for you.
喔，丽莎 [Laughs] Oh, Lisa.
喔，乔 Oh, Joe! [Laughing]
哇，他们真疯狂 Whoa! They're goin'crazy!
喔，喔喔 Ohh, ho-ho-ho!
班，洛杉矶需要我们 Ben, L.A. Needs us.
世界需要我们，整个宇宙都需要我们 The world needs us. Heck, I think the whole universe needs us!
你是说你要留下来？我想你们可以解决整个洛杉矶 You mean, you're gonna stay? I think you guys need to clean up Los Angeles.
嗯，那我们势不可挡。好吧，打击犯罪将改写新的名称 Well, there's nothin' that can stop us! Well, crime fighting will have a new name!
从现在开始，要是有人想要变成罪犯，他们就会听到高潮超人 From now on, if someone wants to turn to a life of crime, they'll have to answer to Orgazmo.
还有蛋蛋男孩 - 喔，这太棒了，我们开始祈祷吧 - And Choda Boy! - Oh! This is so wonderful! Let's pray.
喔，老天，时间到了 - 喔，蛋蛋男孩 Oh, boy, look at the time. Now, Choda Boy,
超级英雄得一同祈祷 superheroes that pray together stay together.
啊，好吧 Ah, what the fuck.
上天的父，愿我们用最好的方式替你服务 Heavenly Father, may we serve you in the best way we know how.
愿我们的轻率决定，愿我们做对事，上帝保佑我们 May our decisions be rash, may we do what's right, and God bless us.
上帝保佑我们，还有所有人 God bless us, every one!
喔，喔 Oh! Oh!
啊啊，嘿嘿嘿 Ah! Hey, hey, hey!
啊啊 Ahh!
蛋蛋男孩 Choda Boy!
喔，医生，情况如何？ Oh, well, Doc, how bad is it?
这不太好，欧比森，有点问题，你的小老二 Isn't good, Mr. Orbison. There's a problem... with your little guy.
我的小老二怎么了？ What's wrong with my little guy?
嗯，我想你的睾丸肿得像佛罗里达的橘子 Well, I'm afraid your testicles have swollen to the size of Florida oranges.
你以为我没注意到吗？ Don't you think I noticed that! [Groans]
跟我说点我不知道的，你这蒙古大夫 Tell me somethin' I don't know, you cocky prick!
我们得割掉你的撒尿器官 We're gonna have to amputate your pee-pee.
啊哈哈哈哈 [Laughing]
我就知道，乔杨 I've got you now, Joe Young!
很快你就会见到 Soon you'll be meeting up with...
绝育人！！ Neutered Man! [Laughs, Groans]
嘿 Hey
What makes a man Is it the power in his hands
Is it his quest for glory
Give it all you got to to fight to the top
So we can know your story
Now you're a man A man
A man, man, man
Now you're a man a manny, manny, man A man
A man, man, man A man
You are now a man You're a man
Now you're a man
Live it, live it
What makes a man Is it the woman in his arms
Just 'cause she has big titties
Or is it the way he fights everyday
No, it's probably the titties
Now you're a male a male, male, male A man
Now you're a ma-male A man
A ma-male, ma-male, male Now you're a male
A man M-A-N, man, man
Ma-Man, man
Now you're a man
[Angelical]
Onward, Latter-day soldier
Spread the word of Christ
And Heavenly Father's vision
Of everybody being really nice
He sent his son to die for me
He didn't have to do that
Onward, Latter-day soldier
Spread the word
Of Christ
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